There’s no such thing as Red-bridge, you fools.
You’ve all just been tricked by the evil witch who wishes you ill,
I, for one, do not believe in such a place,
Even if you walk for ages, you still won’t get there!
It’s just ridiculous, to believe in such raucousness,
You old people are like little children,
Believing every single thing you’re told,
It hurts, I know, When you find out the truth,
Red-bridge is just a tale told to comfort the weak in times of hardship,
There’s no such thing as a place where there’s no pain and suffering,
The little witch just wants you all to die,
But I shall save you, fools,
Do not walk that road or you’ll regret it,
I shouldn’t be saving such pathetic people,
But I’m a good guy, I know,
You’ll thank me later for saving you,
From that evil witch who wishes you all dead.